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1007.24
18:39:01

On persuasive Internet essays, or Op-EDs

If your first or second paragraph starts with the phrase “Let’s face it”, a jump colon, and the point you are attempting to make, I have no interest in reading what you have to say.

Let’s face it: you are an idiot and are trying to make your opinion look like an already-substantiated fact that people are possibly unwilling to accept. Also, there is a time and a place for stock phrases, but “let’s face it” is just garbage.

Previously on It's All About the Benjamins

Note to self

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When your webhosting company send you an automated response because they think that your site has been hacked, and they send you what looks like malformed sed strings to clean up SEO spam, don’t run the sed strings to check whether or not they’re malformed. They are, and what you thought was sed’s test flag [...]

FLAC in iTunes: Congratulations, It’s Working

1005.1 12:39:13 | One Comment
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Hey all you clever facebookers that are mock-suggesting secession

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I have prepared an informative diagram for you, so that you might further assess the feasibility of such an endeavor:

Okay seriously guys

1003.5 17:41:06 | One Comment
Dear J. Crew: I know that you’re sorry about pissing me off because you made your sizes too small for a few seasons. I appreciate that you’ve been trying to make it up to me since Christmas by listing more clothes than just dress shirts in XL-Tall and XXL. You’re even selling the only pair [...]

Did you know that when it comes to economic policy…

1003.2 11:43:13 | No Comments
I AM AN EXPAIIIIIIIRRRRT?! Yeah, so thanks to one of the cool kids from Hardizzle, Ian Thomas, I got a chance to play the hottest Ben Bernanke simulator around: The Bailout Game. On the first play through all you haters ought to know that Our Bennyfactor stemmed off the the recession, only spent about 30% [...]