It's All About the Benjamins

It was the night before the Generic Winter Holiday, and throughout the Pentagon, Everything was as tidy as it was under Reagan; The duplicate segregationist bathrooms had been cleaned with care, In case Rumburglar made a suprise inspection there. The base commanders were sitting behind their maplewood desks, And Colin Powell was videoconferenced to the […]

The usual, as well as the 18th birthday party. Woohoo. Oh, also, I need to come up with more codenames. Email me or something.

German Club Fundraiser, Shaking and Staking, collecting cans for the needy, Making fun of people who think they're 'counterculture', SAMBAS! ADIDAS SAMBAS!, and the church christmas partay.

Fun over Thanksgiving break. A whole bunch of rambling about what amounts to nothing. Also, weddings and cash. But mainly nothing.