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Yeah, so, on Thorstag, went up to the cousinnage and ate much of the foodstuffs. Ham, turkey, mashed potatoes, CORN, and crescent rollage YES. Also watched a bunch of Aqua Teen Hunger force eps my cousin’s boyfriend had on VCD. MOONINITES BWAHAHA. Got home at like, uh, 9:00ish. No, wait, it was like 7:00. But it looked 9:00ish by the sunlight. Dude, this whole much-later-sunrise-much-earlier-sunset winter stuff still throws me off after, like, 9 years. But, uh, whatever. I think I slept into Friday after that.

Speaking of which, I discovered am Freitagnachmittag that the top result for the query string ‘char gundam’ on google is some geocities page entitled ‘Garma x Char Gundam yaoi’. Dude, why can’t I ever get at anything about gundam without having to deal with this fangirl homoerotic crapstavaganza? “I heard that show Gundam Wing is about bisexuality, do you know anything about that?” XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

I spent the rest of Friday looking at thankfully non-‘Garma x Char Gundam yaoi kawaii ^_^;;’ gundam plastic model kits and stuff, because one of the Japanese import hobby sites had a contest that recently ended, and there was a big hubub about it on the Gundam Mailing List. Dude, little model robots are the coolest thing ever. Besides, you know, 20-yard-tall giant war robots YES. Once again, many thanks to my father’s once-coworker and buddy Buck Allen for giving me a pirated copy of Mechwarrior I for my 286 so many years ago, and for getting me hooked on this robot stuff.

Oh, yeah, like, Saturday. So, there’s this wedding at church, right? And I get payed for doing the sound for it. Like, 50 bucks. And weddings are 20 minutes. Seriously, that’s 150 dollars an hour, which is total and complete rockitude. Eventhough I probably spent upwards of four hours untangling cords and making sure stuff was going on correctly and such, so that means I made a mere 12.50/hr. FUAHAHAHAHAHA. El Baile– he’s the other guy that’s competent with the church’s sound system and microphonage and whatnot, eventhough I like to sometimes pretend he isn’t– asked me if this was the second time I’d done one of thsese, because he hasn’t done any. If memory serves me correctly, this is actually the fourth time I’ve made mad cash. Oh well, so much for fairness FUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . .

Speaking of doing stuff at Church, Sunday morning went pretty well– I got there late because I had translated all this stuff into Spanish for giving free stuff to poor (and, in this case, Hispanic) people at Christmas, and came to realize there aren’t any printers in this house that either work or are connected to a windows machine. Hahahahaha. Except not. Yeah, I was tired and left my coat at home, so after the fam and I Yen Chingged, I went home and slept. And slept and slept and slept. And then woke up, ahd dinner, and wrote this. Well, except for the second paragraph, I wrote that on Friday. But, uh, whatever, you don’t need to know that because I CAN CHANGE THE POST TIMESTAMP BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA