It's All About the Benjamins

Jump to Comments Just got my Zionsvile Times-Sentinel today, vavy. All sorts of fun stuff.

“ZIONSVILLE WOMAN CHARGED WITH PROSTIUTION”
Staff Report
What Zionsville police believe is the first prostitution arrest in the town’s history was made Thrusday, Spet. 11, Det. Rob Knox said.
Andrea L. Weasner, 27, was arrested at her apartment at The Reserve at Williams Glen on U.S. 421 just before 7 p.m., Knox said.
“We had a tip this was going on,” Knox said. The person who contacted police also furnished them with a card that Weasner was allegedly using to solicit business. “She was using an alias,” Knox said.
Knox said he did not have a copy of the card and didn’t know specifically what it said.
“When we recieved the tip, we assigned Det. Bob Anderson to the case,” Knox said. “With the help of the Hamilton/Boone Drug Task Force, we were able to get an undercover agent, who was able to put teh case together.”
Weasner was booked in the Boon County Jail at 7:35 p.m. Thursday on charges of prostitution and deviant sexual conduct. “She’s already bonded out” Knox said Friday.

DEVIANT SEXUAL CONDUCT. YES. I want to see Boone County’s Code sometime. I’m sure it’s full of all sorts of fun stuff.

Also, Austin Oaks was annexed, along with the Burgard family’s farm. The Burgards never asked for their farm to be annexed, so I sort of feel sorry for them, since now they have to pay town taxes while living out in the country. Mr. Burgard brought it up at one of the Town Meetings I went to beofre I left (May 5), but I guess it just went under the radar. Qué ¬astima.

Oh, in a bit of news that should amuse every red-blooded Zionsvillian, those retards down at Dura Builders, the fools who ‘constructed’ (if you could call their quality of work — or lack thereof — ‘construction’) Royal Pain Run, has apparently creatively forgotten to pay property taxes on a few vacant lots and several common areas; if they don’t pay up by 6th October 2003 then Boone County Superior Court will be forced to forclose the properties and auction them off at a price no less than the owed tax plus any incurred fees.

FUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s what happens to people that think they can ride roughshod over the law because they provide hig-demand schlock.

In other news, Mike and Ashlie Stegemoller had their baby. Here’s some pics. All little tiny babies look bascially the same to me, but they’re nice pictures, so you know. I also find it interesting that the hostpital room looks more like a hotel room than the industrial green, white, and stainless steel clinical precision that I’ve come to expect mentally. It’s pretty cool, actually.