0405.17
21:25:42
Totally Krossed Out
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Mmm. What was up iwth the weather today? Rain, sun, rain with sun? It was like freaking South Florida or something.
Yeah, so, anyhow, drove the Range Rover around a bunch today, which was fun. Had lunch at Bravo (Artichoke dip, wedding soup, tortelloni florentine), picked up Dorkhead from school, got my hair cut, Marsh #34. Tasty.
Oh how I’ve missed the relative ambience of Marsh #34 in comparison to the birghtly lit, impersonal, austere-yet-trashy Super Wal-Mart. They keep changing around where the stuff is inside though, and that kind of pisses me off, since I don’t know where the stuff is anymore. I guess there are those overhead signs, though.
Oh, while I was in czechout, I was looking at the magazine covers, since those Enquirers and that ilk are normally so funny. Unfortunately, I was in the one line with the ‘real’ (being accomadative, here) magazines like Cosmopolitan and TV Guide, so I didn’t get to see that Hillary Clinton is secretly a Maniacal Four-tongued Space Alien from Mars or whatever. It’s okay, though, since one of the sub-headlines on Comopolitan read:
Yeah, so, anyhow, drove the Range Rover around a bunch today, which was fun. Had lunch at Bravo (Artichoke dip, wedding soup, tortelloni florentine), picked up Dorkhead from school, got my hair cut, Marsh #34. Tasty.
Oh how I’ve missed the relative ambience of Marsh #34 in comparison to the birghtly lit, impersonal, austere-yet-trashy Super Wal-Mart. They keep changing around where the stuff is inside though, and that kind of pisses me off, since I don’t know where the stuff is anymore. I guess there are those overhead signs, though.
Oh, while I was in czechout, I was looking at the magazine covers, since those Enquirers and that ilk are normally so funny. Unfortunately, I was in the one line with the ‘real’ (being accomadative, here) magazines like Cosmopolitan and TV Guide, so I didn’t get to see that Hillary Clinton is secretly a Maniacal Four-tongued Space Alien from Mars or whatever. It’s okay, though, since one of the sub-headlines on Comopolitan read:
Fuahahahaha. America, I love zees country.Girls Kissing Girls
What’s Just Curious,
What’s Really Bisexual
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2 Comments
GMT-0500 21:12:54 0405.18 (Tue)
Hillary Clinton is definitely not secretly a Meniacal Four-Toungued Space Alien from Mars. It’s been confirmed and she doesn’t deny it. Nothing secret about it.
GMT-0500 22:17:11 0405.19 (Wed)
I would have to agree that even though Wal-Mart supercenter in searcy can be trashy i definantly miss it, and what it stands for. Good times this year. Shout out to Six Flags Over Your Mom!