It's All About the Benjamins

Jump to Comments To reciprocate the postage by Dusty over on his site’s journal (which you should read; the pictures are alone are very quality– of South Korea, at least), I’m transcribing some new John Mayer quotes just for the Dustmeister Here goes:

I’d like to give a special shout out to the gentleman who brought his, uh, laser pointer from 1996 this evening, apparently time-warping. Very nice, sir. Security, look for the man wearing the “No Fear” shirt, thanks a lot.

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Nice to be back home, and thank you for all coming out and wanting to check it out tonight. Where’s Groton in the house tonight? Westport? South Wesport– I’m just going to go through every city. East Windsor? Yeah. Farfield? Where’s Fairfield? All right. New London! I know, uh — this is the worst concert experience you’ve ever had, just me going around. It’s like reading school cancellations. “Ansonia. You will be rocked for 95 minutes. Bethel, public and parochial, you will be rocked for 95 minutes; no morning Head Start.” I know that stuff!