0801.22
09:57:28
Chapel Attendence
Jump to Comments
Dear Harding Administrators:
Even though you took away my ablility to look up my friend’s campus mailbox numbers (numbers which, unlike real postal addresses, are only documented on the Harding intranet), you have, a year later, still neglected to disable my ability to sign up for a chapel seat.
Therefore since you and your policies, in my time there, have instilled into me that great Christian value of “do whatever you can get away with under the authority’s nose and always deny everything”, I signed up for a chapel seat because I can. I’m already accruing skips!
Even though you took away my ablility to look up my friend’s campus mailbox numbers (numbers which, unlike real postal addresses, are only documented on the Harding intranet), you have, a year later, still neglected to disable my ability to sign up for a chapel seat.
Therefore since you and your policies, in my time there, have instilled into me that great Christian value of “do whatever you can get away with under the authority’s nose and always deny everything”, I signed up for a chapel seat because I can. I’m already accruing skips!
Chapel Information for Benjamin Hunter Lamb: Spring 2008 Seat: 9:00 Chapel Benson Auditorium Balcony V 405 Absences Allowed: 10 Student Excuses Allowed: 5 Student Excuses Used: 0 Unexcused Absences: 4 Unexcused Tardies: 0 ------------------------------------ TOTAL Unexcused Absences: (NOTE: 3 Tardies = 1 Absence) 4 Absence Dates: Tuesday, 01/15/2008 Wednesday, 01/16/2008 Friday, 01/18/2008 Monday, 01/21/2008I think I may have some of my friends sign me off some medical skips too, just for the thrill of it.
2 Comments
GMT-0500 17:53:55 0801.28 (Mon)
Who took your seat on Thursday?
GMT-0500 18:13:11 0801.28 (Mon)
I don’t know Molly, but as of today I’m up to 9 absences. Do you want to go up to stupid services and sign off on some medical skips for me? That would be hillarious.