0911.17
22:17:36

All you heathens take note

Jump to Comments By your refusal to say ‘Happy Holidays’ I will understand you to be engaging in a War on Ben Lamb’s Birthday and also sort-of Thanksgiving and New Year’s. These are integral parts of the True Meaning of December (parties and Christmas tree smell and snow), which is the moral bedrock of our society and also something about the founding fathers.

Uh, inspired by this malarkey.

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  • Ian
    GMT-0500 22:33:20 0911.17 (Tue)

    Ugh. What I don’t understand (I also enumerated this on ME’s blog) is why they single out Gap stores. Gap frequently mentions Christmas in their ads; it’s just in the same breath as all of other winter-time holidays. Settle down folks, no one is taking your Christmas away.

    With that said, Happy Holidays Benjamin. My favorite is Thanksgiving.

  • Mack Ramer
    GMT-0500 23:27:35 0911.17 (Tue)

    As one of the many sage commenters said, “I LOVE CHRISTMAN AND ALWAYS WILL BECAUSE, I LOVE JESUS AND ALWAY WILL. END OF STORY.”