Calling out Pennsylvania & a sonnet about Mitch Daniels.
(this started out as me making spooftweets, which is why it’s in all caps.) KING OF PRUSSIA PENNSYLVANIA, I AM CALLING YOU OUT. THIS IS AMERICA NOT DEUTSCHLAND. SO QUIT BEING DEUTSCHBAGS AND CHANGE YOUR NAME TO “PRESIDENT OF AMERICA, PENNSYLVANIA”, or “GOVERNOR OF PENNSYLVANIA, PENNSYLVANIA” A FRIEND TELLS ME YOU HAVE THE SECOND LARGEST […]