It's All About the Benjamins

Note: I’ll be rehashing the theme here and on the devblog over the next couple of weeks, so if things look even more broken than usual, that’s why. In the meantime, go look at iaatbstyle which I’m not updating until the semester is over, or better yet, Alex’s or Matt’s blogs.

(this started out as me making spooftweets, which is why it’s in all caps.) KING OF PRUSSIA PENNSYLVANIA, I AM CALLING YOU OUT. THIS IS AMERICA NOT DEUTSCHLAND. SO QUIT BEING DEUTSCHBAGS AND CHANGE YOUR NAME TO “PRESIDENT OF AMERICA, PENNSYLVANIA”, or “GOVERNOR OF PENNSYLVANIA, PENNSYLVANIA” A FRIEND TELLS ME YOU HAVE THE SECOND LARGEST […]

So my buddy The Nazz, aka Nazzy aka @Shojarius aka Lord Nazzleby of Nightwatch-upon-Sweatshirt gave me a great, informative reply when I asked him the following question on YouTwitFace about the new world-shattering bacteria NASA announced: Of course, my question for @Shojarius (since I’ve decided he’s the expert) is…does the bacteria has an arsenolipid bilayer? […]

Really, I just wanted to put something new on the front page, so, uh, yeah.

Becasue of the way my schedule is, I’ll often have a thought and no one to share it with. Sometimes I ll throw it up on twitter, if it doesn’t really merit a response, or send it to an individual via text message if it’s particularly suited for a single recipient. But what about the […]

If your first or second paragraph starts with the phrase “Let’s face it”, a jump colon, and the point you are attempting to make, I have no interest in reading what you have to say. Let’s face it: you are an idiot and are trying to make your opinion look like an already-substantiated fact that […]

When your webhosting company send you an automated response because they think that your site has been hacked, and they send you what looks like malformed sed strings to clean up SEO spam, don’t run the sed strings to check whether or not they’re malformed. They are, and what you thought was sed’s test flag […]

I mean, seriously! I go to that change.gov site this morning for poops and giggles, and it suddenly turns out that there’s the Obama in a youtube video essentially laying out what always has been the non-economic portions of the Ben Lamb party platform. (Yeah, the economics has changed over the years as I’ve learned […]

So in my usual surfing (is it still okay to use that word?), I come across all sorts of things on this Internet. But a great one I found this morning is on The Coronation of George IV of the United Kingdom. Yes please the biggest plumes for my hat, ten rings of fur for […]