So I was a camp counselor for a week!
Here’s some “fotes” of the most hilarious children in the known universe.
Taken with an old Fuji consumer-grade 2MP digicam, because I wasn’t taking a film SLR to camp — or through Airport Security, for that matter.
Goon’Whucha need dat fer? Looks mai-tee fan-cee for a vay-cay-shun!”
Me’Uh, I thought this was America.”
Goon’Terr-ist! You’s a-goin’ t’ Gitmo!”
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Jordan and Thomas chillax on a bench, Friday night 6 July.
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It’s almost like a Harding swing, but not.
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Somehow a digicam managed to capture a moment!
(Usually there’s that 2-second shutter delay that pretty much ruins everything.)
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The gentlemen of Cabin 9.
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Jordan harangues the troops. It’s skit night.
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Oh digicams. Bad with a flash. Bad without a flash.
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Drew had just gotten out of the shower in this one, otherwise his hair would be amazingly enormous.
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Big Mike chowing down on leftover pudding.
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Intense discussions.
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Pedro and Odie shared a bed. Yeah, I didn’t ask.
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Pedro talks on a cellphone, which are so totally contraband but somehow he can get away with it in public.
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This is pretty good.
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So is this one.
Nice work, Miss Blackshear.
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A little blurry, so much for autofocus.
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That dude in the background showed up on Thursday and started bossing everybody around on the ol’ Tandy bullhorn. He was at a 10 and I needed him at a 6 really badly. Also, on Friday, he was wearing a glossy silver holographic button-down shirt. It was like I was in a bad 1980s sci-fi movie.
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Amazing!
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Harold. Is. Amazing.
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Janelle! What a fifth grader. I had her sneak around and tag the other team in CTF Wednesday night.
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Is that a shoe-brush?
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Tuesday’s craft. That’s all I’m going to say.
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A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Move-out. Saturday Morning, 7 July.
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Now I just need to take a picture of Franky holding his iPod displaying this picture and I think the inifinite regression will create an improbability field that will like make me win the lottery. Or maybe it’ll just destroy the universe.
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Breakfast!
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As awesomely enormous as Drew’s curly pageboy was, Wesley wins the Best Hair award by far.
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Oh the bullhorn. This thing is a classic, from back when Radio Shack didn’t suck.
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This isn’t one of my photos, but I’ve included it anyway, for demonstrative puroposes.