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03:00:43

TO PLACE A CALL WITHIN THE U.S.

Jump to Comments Mmm home. Went to the track today– saw my man Tora Takagi out there tuning his T car. He started 7th last time (his rookie start) and finished fifth. That’s pretty freaking good. I can’t tell you how fast he’s driving, though, because every time he got his car up around 214 (on the third lap or so) he brought it back into the pit to change its configuration. I hope he somehow manages to win the race this year, it’d be freaking awesome.

Uh, yeah. So, what’s up with people complaining that they wish they were back at school? I mean, yeah, I miss being around my friends, and I enjoyed my classes and teachers and even campus when there wasn’t mud all over it. By no means, however, would I ever be able to construe these emotions to the point of wanting to be back at school. I mean, being at home exposes me to like, 500% less jank than being at school. No janky bed and plumbing and everything that’s shorter than I am, no janky rules, no janky caf food, no janky studying. I mean, that’s like 400% less jank right there, right off the top of my head. I’m sure I could easily come up with the other 100% (and more) if I were to put my mind to it. But I don’t have to put my mind to anything, because I’m at home, dangit!

Been watching a bunch of Family Guy. So, I’m going to leave you with an absolutely beautiful sequence thereof:
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin’ me. “Hey, let’s put one over on Quagmire.”
Peter: No, he’s actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That’s insane. That’s impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I’ve got all these magazines. Oh God.

7 Comments

  • “How old are you?”
    “16…”
    “18? All right!”
    “Mom!!”
    “I like where this is going!”

  • This is why I think I am largely unimpressed by Family Guy. The jokes just … aren’t funny to me. I mean, if this is the best FG has to offer, then I’m not missing much. Any Hanson dude, while looking really girly, would also constitute a very fugly woman, so the joke doesn’t work well at all. Plus, I didn’t even get the reference at first, ’cause I think of the three of them as Hanson, and so the introduction of a first name totally threw me off, and I assumed it was some in-show character.

    Maybe I have to know this Quagmire’s character to appreciate the humor, but otherwise …

  • Nobody said you had to stop watching your bizzarre Japanese animated filth, Nazz XD XD XD XD

  • Filth? Much less filthier than this, that’s for certain. Cute perverted joke > crude perverted joke. “Pot calling the kettle black,” methinks.

    Anyway, glad to hear you’re happy at home in Indiana with the Neuhaus, Family Guy, etc.

  • Wah wah wah.

  • I find the most amusement from Family Guy comes from the execution, not the content. Perfect timing can make even racial profiling funny.

  • Joe: No, don’t push that button!
    Computer: Minority suspect! Minority suspect! He’s got a gun!