Entries from March 2009

NOBODY Expects the Spanish Inquisition

0903.31 23:13:43 | One Comment
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise… surprise and fear… fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency…. Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Geneva Conventions…. Our four … no … Amongst our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry… […]

Impeach Bush Bachmann

0903.25 00:12:00 | 5 Comments
I can’t watch more than a few seconds of this buffoon at one time. I am so sick and tired of these absolute idiots that sit up in these hearings and lambast competent people by asking asinine questions that anybody with even the briefest familiarity with the the way that state power is delegated and […]

The one where I review movies

0903.11 00:20:09 | 2 Comments
Maybe you remember back in 2004 when I reviewed that year’s upcoming movies, and then promptly forgot about ever doing such a thing, or even a followup to my initial predictions. Well, I decided to do it again. This time… it’s personal? Angels and Demons: +4 This book was a lot less blatant nonsensical crap […]


0903.1 17:41:07 | 5 Comments
Thank you, 1990s girl in white turtleneck wearing flame-broiled fireman helmet, for the best factory cookies in the universe.