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I AM AN EXPAIIIIIIIRRRRT?!
Yeah, so thanks to one of the cool kids from Hardizzle, Ian Thomas, I got a chance to play the hottest Ben Bernanke simulator around: The Bailout Game. On the first play through all you haters ought to know that Our Bennyfactor stemmed off the the recession, only spent about 30% of the 700 billion bailout package, and, oh yeah, that’s right. The DOW was at 16k and climin’ vavy! Do you know why? That’s right, just like my main man J-C Trichet,
Let’s see how you guys do! I think I’m gonna try to keep things going without bailing out GM next time.
PS And if the Notorious is out there still reading this, could you make a real Ben Bernanke sim? You know, like Gran Turismo, only it would be THE REAL CENTRAL BANKING SIMULATOR. Instead of starting out with like a ’81 CRX or a ’83 Corolla Levin, the player would start out with a selection of say, an entry position a member bank of the Eurosystem or the Federal Reserve, and move up the ladder. Or, maybe, as the head of some LDC’s central bank and try to make that LDC a regional economic powerhouse. You’d have at least one buyer.
Yeah, so thanks to one of the cool kids from Hardizzle, Ian Thomas, I got a chance to play the hottest Ben Bernanke simulator around: The Bailout Game. On the first play through all you haters ought to know that Our Bennyfactor stemmed off the the recession, only spent about 30% of the 700 billion bailout package, and, oh yeah, that’s right. The DOW was at 16k and climin’ vavy! Do you know why? That’s right, just like my main man J-C Trichet,
I GET MONEY.
Let’s see how you guys do! I think I’m gonna try to keep things going without bailing out GM next time.
PS And if the Notorious is out there still reading this, could you make a real Ben Bernanke sim? You know, like Gran Turismo, only it would be THE REAL CENTRAL BANKING SIMULATOR. Instead of starting out with like a ’81 CRX or a ’83 Corolla Levin, the player would start out with a selection of say, an entry position a member bank of the Eurosystem or the Federal Reserve, and move up the ladder. Or, maybe, as the head of some LDC’s central bank and try to make that LDC a regional economic powerhouse. You’d have at least one buyer.
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