It's All About the Benjamins

Why am I up at 2 AM? Because I fell asleep at 8 PM and woke up at 2330. Why did I go to sleep at 8? Because of a lack of anything else to do. Why don’t I go to sleep now? Because I’ve already forced myself asleep once in the past several hours. […]

Yeah, so, instead of making a real blog update, I am going to include something I found on E2 earlier, the colophon of a medieval manuscript. Enjoy– I sure did. Explicit secunda pars summe fratris thome de aquino ordinis fratrum predicatorum; longissima, prolixissima, et tediosissima scribenti; Deo Gratias, Deo Gratias, et iterum Deo Gratias. (Here […]

Yeah, so I’ve been going through my unsorted_audio folder on my tablet, which contains all the stuff I’ve recorded on the palm pirate. Been listening to this recording of the Zionsville Crew out at Shake and Steak over Spring Break, and, man, it’s absolutely hillarious! Here’s a snippet: Ben: Well, well… as long as, as […]

I’ve developed a new bad downloading habit: John Mayer concerts. However, unlike hip hop mp3s or divxed music videos captured off of MTV2, this stuff is actually on the white side of the gray area. Oh yeah, I’m not a pirate, I’m a privateer! Avast. Anthony Burke, my good friend from when I was really […]

Mmm home. Went to the track today– saw my man Tora Takagi out there tuning his T car. He started 7th last time (his rookie start) and finished fifth. That’s pretty freaking good. I can’t tell you how fast he’s driving, though, because every time he got his car up around 214 (on the third […]

Mmm. What was up iwth the weather today? Rain, sun, rain with sun? It was like freaking South Florida or something. Yeah, so, anyhow, drove the Range Rover around a bunch today, which was fun. Had lunch at Bravo (Artichoke dip, wedding soup, tortelloni florentine), picked up Dorkhead from school, got my hair cut, Marsh […]

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What’s up, crackalackers? Today’s been pretty quality for me. Woke up this morning, putzed around fro a while, started studying for Honors OT, went to lunch. The caf was absolutely pathetic, but no matter– Shaner and Dusty and the Megs and I had enough fun. Got a dorm room for next semester (more on that […]

Two and a half days, two and a half finals to go. And then I’ll be back at Neuhaus. Aw yeah, we’ll be representing the tape-si-ide and kickin’ it endostyle all over that Nap. Yen Chinging it up, Steak-and-Shaking in the truck, Frisco Melts in the morning at 2, that’s what’s up. DJ Href and […]

Hah, it’s been a while since I wrote one of these! Well, God rest ye merry ladies and gentlemen whilst I recount a highly-censored, selectively-remembered tale of my weekend, tailored to suit my own personal agenda of self-propaganda. Then again, you’re the one that came to my website, the exclusive territorial zone of my personal […]