beat the Bap·tists
[bit ðə ˈbæptısts]
(beet dhe bahp' tihsts)
VERB-PHRAS
1. To arrive at a restauraunt on a Sunday before anyone else in
non-casual attire.
NOUN-PHRAS
1. The event of beating the Baptists, often considered a game.
Derived from the Protestant habit of eating lunch at a restauraunt
immediately after worship services, the Church of Christ habit of
deriving humor from the Baptist church, and alliteration.
beat the Baptists