Category Archive: How I’d dress if I were a girl

Mariniere stripes

Mariniere stripes

I love the stripes, the goldenrod cardigan, that scarf, the oak chair in the background.

 

Cardigans are fine for the English summer, at least

Cardigans are fine for the English summer, at least

I am imagining this one as either navy with a yellow and white stripe, or green with a rose and cream stripe.

 

Feeling professorial (as usual)

Feeling professorial (as usual)

And so is she.

 

Vintage 70s style

Vintage 70s style

Okay, I’m not enthralled with the glasses, but I like the look regardless.

 

Oh hipster girl, you’ve found my red glasses.

Oh hipster girl, you’ve found my red glasses.

Now please, please give them back.

 

New goggles

New goggles

Well, since I’m pretty sure I lost my red AA 406s I need to get a new pair. These frames from Warby Parker look like they’ll do the job.

 

The only problem with women’s clothing inspired by men’s clothing…

The only problem with women’s clothing inspired by men’s clothing…

.. is that I want men’s clothing that is inspired by it.

 

Dresses that vaguely resemble vintage tablecloths

Dresses that vaguely resemble vintage tablecloths

If I were a girl, you know that’d be the cornerstone of my wardrobe.

 

Damn girl like kid sister

Damn girl like kid sister

Thank you, The Sartorialist, for casually creating an unrealistically high standard of beauty that a thousand grocery store checkout-line magazines couldn’t match.